Sign on an electrician's truck:
"Let Us Remove Your Shorts."
Sign outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town:
"Best Place in Town to Take a Leak."
Sign in a maternity clothes store:
"We are open on labor day."
Sign on the door of the maternity ward:
"Push - Push - Push."
Sign in a podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."
Sign in a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Sign at the dry cleaner's window:
"Drop your pants here."
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery:
"Reserved for plant manager."
Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward:
"Please do not disturb further."
Sign in a veterinary's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Sign in a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
Sign in a cafeteria:
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria."
In pencil beneath the sign:
"Socks can eat anyplace they want."
Sign on the inside of a bathroom stall:
"Beware of limbo dancers."
Sign in a Maine restaurant:
"Open 7 days a week and weekends."
Sign in school:
"In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer
in this building will be temporarily suspended."
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