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The Dead Baby Collection

What's red and sits in the corner?

What's blue and sits in the corner?

What's green and sits in the corner?

What's red and goes round and round?

What's red and swings back and forth?

How do you make a dead baby float?

What's easier to unload: A truckload of bowling balls or a truckload of dead babies?

When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?

What's present do you get for a dead baby?

How do you get a thousand dead babies into a Volkswagen?

How do you get then out?

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?

Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?

Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?

Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?

What's red and screams and goes around in circles?

What's red and sits in a corner?

What's black and sits in a corner?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?

What's more fun than spinning a dead baby on a clothes rack at 100mph?

What's red and spins around at 100mph?

What's black and spins around slowly?

What do you call two abortions in a bucket?

What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool?

Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hallway?

What's black and bobs up and down?

What's the difference between an abortion and sand?

What's BABYLON?

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?

What squeals and goes around at 100mph?

What's more fun than a barrel full of dead babies?

What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

What's brown and gurgles?

What's better than a baby in a bucket?

What's worse than 6 babies in one jar?

How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?

What is worse than that?

What is worse than that?

What is worse than that?

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?

Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?

What's the difference between an abortion and sand?

What's more fun than a barrel full of dead babies?

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

What's better than a baby in a bucket?

What's worse than finding a pile of dead babies?

What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?

What's red and white and stringy and hangs from trees?

What's more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?

What's pink and goes black with a "hiss!"?

How do you save a baby from drowning?

What's the definition of fun?

What's the difference between a baby and a onion?

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