Bad language At Breakfast
A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7-year-old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say hell, and you say ass, ok?"
"Ok." the 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
"Aw, hell mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4-year-old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it sure as fuck won't be Cheerios."
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