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Castration Migraines

As Joe got older he was hampered by terrible headaches. When his hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.

After bouncing from one specialist to another, he finally found a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a rare condition causing your testicles to press against the base of your spine. The pressure creates the headache. We can relieve the pressure by removing the testicles."

Though Joe was shocked and depressed, he decided he had no choice but to get it done.

He left the hospital feeling like he was missing an important part of himself. He realized that he felt like a different person.

He walked past a men's store and thought, "That's what I need,
a new suit."
Entering the shop he told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. The salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!"

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. The salesman then asked, "How about new shoes?"

"Might as well", said Joe.

The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9 and a half wide."

Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked,
How about some new underwear?"

"Sure thing", said Joe.

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...
size 36."

Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34....
It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!"

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