Two Black Eyes
A guy with a very black eye boards
his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the
guy next to him has a major black eye too.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh'." And she hauled off and punched me right in the eye."
First guy: "Wow, this IS a coincidence. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning, and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pass the box of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my whole life you stupid bitch'."
[ Back ]
Tell All Your Facebook Peeps.
Now Share Us On Google Plus