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Bear Hunting Hazards

Mr. Bill is out hunting and sees a bear. He shoots, and the bear falls. He goes running up, and there's no bear. There's a tap on his shoulder, he turns around, and it's the bear.

The bear says, "Did you just shoot at me?" Bill says, "Yeah." The bear points at his dick and says, "Suck my cock." What can he do, it's a bear. So he sucks the bear's cock.

Bill goes to the gun shop and buys a double-barrel shotgun. He goes into the woods, sees the bear, fires both barrels, and the bear falls. He goes running up, and there's no bear. There's a tap on his shoulder, and it's the bear. The bear says, "Did you just shoot at me twice with a double-barrel shotgun? Bill says, "Yeah."


The bear says, "Pull down your pants and bend over that log." What can he do, it's a bear. He pulls down his pants, bends over the log, and the bear fucks him in the ass.

The next day Bill goes to the gun shop and buys an elephant gun. He goes into the forest, spots the bear, empties the gun into it, and the bear falls. He goes running up, and there's no bear. There's a tap on
his shoulder. He turns around and the bear says, "You don't just come here for the hunting, do you?"

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