Army VS Navy
A sailor and a soldier are taking a piss at a public restroom. The soldier finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit.
So the soldier says to him: "Hey, in the army they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss."
So the sailor says: "Yeah? Well in the navy they teach us not to piss on our hands."
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