HOW TO ANNOY THE IRS
For our non-American Joke members, the IRS (Internal Revenue Service) is the US tax
authority, and tax day is April 15th. Here are a few shining examples of how
you can exact retribution, in the form of just being a general nuisance to those parties
concerned, for having the nerve to take your money.
Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put them down the whole right
side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples
on the right side.
Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few
upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples, rearrange your
paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side).
Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it dry before you put in you
forms, so that the automated opener doesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by
If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes, send two or three party check. On top
of paying with a third party check, pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an
extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take it to a special
desk and fill out of few nasty forms.
Write a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to be read and stamped
regardless of what it is or what it's on.
Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a
When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if it's just a single EZ form). Big
envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added
bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can
hurry up and deal with your mess.
If you send two checks, they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your, half,
Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign fasteners or the like have to be
removed and put away.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to be verified and then date
These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with the IRS. These
methods are ONLY recommended when you OWE money.
If they owe you money, being nice helps.
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