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Cyber Sex Gone Wrong Again

Warning, the following is a true story. It is a little explicit but it is rather funny. Another porn bot attempts to coax me into naughty deeds. Once again I was just mindin my own bidness.

This story is actually the second time that this has happened to me. So if you haven't read what happened the first time then click this LINK to catch that story first then come back and read this one.

fatalsystemhair: hi... anyone tthere? 
HOWLER: yesh yesh
fatalsystemhair: oh your thhere hi... 
HOWLER: hi
fatalsystemhair: a/s/l (age sex loocation)? 
HOWLER: 36 M indiana
HOWLER: you
HOWLER: ?
fatalsystemhair: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to 
chatt. 
fatalsystemhair: so what have you been upp to HOWLER? 
HOWLER: ahhh, you have been peeking at my secrets
fatalsystemhair: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny 
(*blushhes) 
HOWLER: I am playing a video game where I have to spear donuts with my penis
HOWLER: I am rather good at it
fatalsystemhair: feel like a little cyber fun woth me ? please please... 
HOWLER: ooops, dropped one
HOWLER: I dont know, my momma said I shouldnt oughtta
fatalsystemhair: i think ill just take that as a yes... beeing as that im starting to 
get real horny here.. lol ok? 
HOWLER: it makes have naughty thots and want to touch my bathroom oparts
fatalsystemhair: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you 
oout of your pants? 
fatalsystemhair: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip oout of my panties 
HOWLER: ewww, what is that
HOWLER: I dont think there should be hair there
HOWLER: or least not so much of it
fatalsystemhair: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs 
and part my moist lips 
HOWLER: um hang on I will go get a razor
fatalsystemhair: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing C(thingy)k in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of 
your meat 
HOWLER: i will need triple blade action for this job
HOWLER: what are you on about
fatalsystemhair: oppen my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the 
link in my profile! 
fatalsystemhair: whaat do you think of my pics? 
HOWLER: you aint no kinda right
fatalsystemhair: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on.... 
HOWLER: there is evil stuff on the internet
HOWLER: hey I wasnt strioking
HOWLER: I was never just stroking just then
HOWLER: come back I need for you to know that I didnt never just stroke nothing
fatalsystemhair: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you 
want, come to my page and lets finish this. I hav my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com 
look for me on there 
HOWLER: that place blows
HOWLER: um, well, that was kinda rude
HOWLER: so maybe it doesnt blow so much as it sucks
HOWLER: what was that part again where it was about my mass of meat
HOWLER: ?
HOWLER: How did you know I had a hamburger?
HOWLER: Hello
HOWLER: hello
HOWLER: chicks dig me
HOWLER: come back, shane, come back

Oh man but I do make me laugh!

Not exactly everyday but it happened sooner than I expected.

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