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Cyber Sex Gone Wrong

The following is a true story that actually really and for real happened. One day I was minding my own gall dern business working on web pages and I get a message through instant message. Not recognizing the name of the person messaging me I tentatively responded. Here is the conversation which took place. 

freekinprostitute: hi... anypne there? 
Howler: um yes, who be ye
freekinprostitute: oh your thete hi... 
Howler: hi
Howler: who are ya
freekinprostitute: a/s/l (age ses location)? 
freekinprostitute: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat. 
Howler: 35 male indiana
freekinprostitute: so what have you bbeen up to Howler
Howler: ahh yes
Howler: workin on web pages
freekinprostitute: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes) 
freekinprostitute: oh no not work... thats aa 4 letter word you know.. 
Howler: isnt that interesting, well its a comedy site so its fun
freekinprostitute: feel like a liztle cyber fun with me ? please please... 

I am realizing here that this isn't a real person. It appears to be some autorespond program, which uses keywords to give it's next response. 
Howler: well, we might have to set an appointment
freekinprostitute: I think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?? 
Howler: are there such things as cyber rain checks
Howler: I am kinda busy here with these web pages and all
freekinprostitute: alright how bout I get down on myy knees in front of you and help you out of your pants? 
Howler: My you are persistant. Is there a way we could postpone this until a other time.
freekinprostitute: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my pannties 
freekinprostitute: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide m hand down between my legs and part my moist lips 
Howler: you dont appear to be readin what I type
Howler: hee hee
freekinprostitute: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your ballss, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat 
freekinprostitute: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. cyberfungirls.comm 
Howler: thats not a website
freekinprostitute: what do you thiink of my pics? 
Howler: well you have one tit larger than the other
freekinprostitute: caress them.. 
Howler: and is that a big hairy mole on your ass
freekinprostitute: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold onn... 
Howler: if that's for me tell them I am not here
Howler: sorry I told them never to call me there
freekinprostitute: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and let finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there. lisa 
Howler: was it the IRS?
Howler: Pauley shore assures me that when you see 3 girlswalking down the street, one of their names will be lisa
Howler: He also maintains that the one named Lisa is the one that does it.
Howler: How does it feel to be a statistic
Howler: um, say something nasty again
Howler: this is gettin kinda boring and I think I am getting a rash.
Howler: Perhaps I should get some manner of lubricant before I take off a layer of skin.

Gawd That's Beautiful!

I wish that every day I could be accosted by some rogue cybersex auto responding program. 

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