The Benefits Of Passing Gas, Farting, and / or Exuberant Flatulance.
Squigly Arconi Maintains that the expulsion
of bodily gases can be a very useful tool to extract oneself from any given uncomfortable
situation. Here r some examples:
*When u find yourself short of cab fare.
*On that bad blind date.
We've all been there.
*For those pesky nieces and nephews.
*To hide the smell of refer from traffic cops, or to make them not want to detain you to long.
*For that frisky cell mate. We've all been there.
*When He/She says, "I love you".
*As a diversion when you've used anothers name in bed.
*For that tip anxious Bellhop.
*When that frisky Doctor asks u to shed 'em and spred 'em - that cad! Once again we've all been there.
Squigly suggests a strict diet of Bologna/Cotto Salami Samiches with Kraft singles on Rye, and Cool Ranch Dorito's on the side. Wash it all down with a nice warm Old Milwaukee Beer. Have fun kids!
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