YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...
You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another drink so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them stinkin' Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
In your opinion, that Cee-Threepio fellow "just ain't right."
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered sweet tea...and they didn't have it.
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