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STAR WARS
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...

• You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

• Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

• You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

• At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.

• You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

• You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

• You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

• The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

• Wookies are offended by your B.O.

• You have ever used the force to get yourself another drink so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

• You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

• Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

• You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

• You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.

• You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

• You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them stinkin' Yankees."

• You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

• In your opinion, that Cee-Threepio fellow "just ain't right."

• You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

• The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered sweet tea...and they didn't have it.

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