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Commentators At Their Best:  I always knew there was a sensible reason for not listening to sport commentators......

 "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him"  (NZ rugby commentator)

 "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning  and  it was amazing."  (Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)

 "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."  (Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator)

 "He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain  off!"  (Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis  Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup  qualifier with Ireland in Seville, 1992)

 "The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and  flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up  and  give the team some brains and some common sense."  (Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades, speaking in 1991)

 "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body"  (Winston Bennett)  "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it  which  is identical" (Murray Walker)

 "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"  (Greg Norman)

 "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -  but none of them serious" (Alan Minter)

 "The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball "  (John Francombe)

 "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same  thing again" (Terry Venables)

 "I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the  Premiership, but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson)

 "He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it you can see it  all over their faces."  (Ron Atkinson)

 "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge  president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."  (Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)

 "Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times  are at 1500 metres."  (David Coleman)

 "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on  the  field."  (Metro Radio)  " and later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs..."  (Sue Barker)

 "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."  (Ron Atkinson)

 "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air  for even longer."  (David Acfield)

 "What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in  football?"  (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live )

 "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and  showing his class"  (David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics)

 "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,  before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses  them...........  Oh my God, what have I just said?"  (USTV commentator) Sandi

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