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Yankees, Orioles, Red Sox

Three guys are leaving a ball game, and while going to their parked car down an alley, spot a naked woman lying on the ground, face up. Going over to her, they discover that she is dead. Modestly, the first fan puts his Orioles cap over her left breast, while the second fan puts his Red Sox cap over the right breast. Finally, the last fan puts his Yankees cap over her pussy.

Eventually, they find a cop to inform him. Together, they walk back to the body, and the cop examines her. Quickly he looks under the Orioles and Sox caps, then under the Yankees cap. He makes some notes, then goes back again, and again, to look under the Yankees cap.

One of the fans asks the cop what he's doing. The cop responds, "It's been a long time since I've seen anything but an Asshole under a Yankeees cap!"