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On The Farm

My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip to the farm.

David: "Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f***ers."

Wife: "Er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f***er?"

David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"

Wife: "But who said they were called, er, f***ers?"

David: "That was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers," but we all know what she meant."

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