Out Of The Frying Pan
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly
finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.
Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm fucked."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT fucked. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living shit out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, surrounded by 100 natives with looks of shock and anger on their faces, God's voice booms out again:
"Okay ..... NOW you're fucked."
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