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Big Dick Club

He goes down to the local chapter and says to the receptionist, "I want to join."  She says, "How long is it?"
He says, "Eighteen inches."
She goes into such a hysterical laughing fit that he turns around and runs out,totally embarrassed. On his way, he passes a guy sweeping.

Lewis says, "I can't believe I told the receptionist I've got eighteen inches and she laughed in my face."

The sweeper says, "Listen, pal, there's a lot of competition here. See that lump in my sock? I'm only the janitor."

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