- If I cared half as much about these shoes I would put my
foot up your ass.
- You don't wanna mess with me. You'd have better luck shovin a stick of
butter up a cats ass with a hot poker.
- Do you want to pick up the ass whoopin or shall I deliver it.
- You better hope bruises and band aids are in style!
- If Consciousness is in style, then you are about to be out of it!
- What you need right now is a good back up plan. It would behoove you to
back up offa me!
- First I'm gonna bitch slap ya, then Im gonna screw your dog!
- Don't make me bust out the bottle of Bitch Slap!
- You don't wanna mess with me. You'd have better luck trying to sandpaper
a wildcats ass in a telephone booth.
- Countdown to ass - kickin! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 Ass kickin is a go!
Repeat Ass Kicking is a go!
- Don't go jumping to contusions! ( CDTrips )
- You are presently on the quickest and most direct route to the E. R.!
- Don't make me get like Quake III on you!
- I will rip you a new asshole and plant flowers in it!
- I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass and send some kids out to play in it!
- I'll stand you on your head and toss a salad in your ass!
- You don't want to mess with me, You'd have better luck trying to fish a
piece of cheese out of a bag full-o-Ferrets!
- I'm gonna show ya where my toga opens.
- Have you ever used a nine inch flesh colored Q-tip?
- I'll kill ya till yer dead, then I'll kill ya some more.
- Iffn I had a cookie and you stole it, I would beat you with a ferocity
that knows no bounds.
- I'll beat ya with a ferocity here-to-for unknown to mortal men.
- Die, puny mortal!!!!!
- I hope your girlfriend likes bandages (or bruises).
- This will be new, I have never killed someone i just met before.
- Your mom asked me not to beat up on you anymore.
- Meet me in the parking lot after school, and if I'm late, go ahead and
start without me!
- Your about 10 seconds away from becoming just another odor of
decomposition wafting up from my basement.
- I'm gonna get like the Ebola virus on you!
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, I plan to give you other reasons.
- There will come a day when I shall look upon you with great vehemence, on
that day I shall smite you.
- So your the one who ordered the thorough ass whoopin!
- If I was up in your ass makin snow angels you'd know.
- I'm gonna beat you like you stole my cookie
- My colon has a god given right to be heard.
- I'm gonna get just like Mike Tyson on ya.
- I'll break out on you like a rash.
- I'll be on ya like dirt on your daddy.
- I'm going to start slapping you and I will never stop. ( SomaDawg )
- I will slap piss from you.
- I'm going to start not touching you.
- I'm about to poo poo your good time.
- I gotta spoon full of whoop ass with your name all over it.
- Hmmm, What would John Holmes do in this situation?
- If I had a rubber hose right now, I would beat you! ( Nat. Lam. X-mas
- Why don't you go outside and practice falling down till I get out there.
- I'll kick yer ass and make ya walk backwards.
- I'll break you off a chunk a whoop-ass.
- I'll slap you around and call you Susan. (or Sammy for women)
I'm gonna beat you till........
- Ya smell like onion.
- Til Tom Cruize comes out of the closet.
- Ya stink of bruises.
- Ya smell like Phys. Ed.
- Til your breath smells like farts.
- the cows come back.
- Michael Jackson leaves boys alone. (done with this one I
- ya taste copper!
- Til William Shatner can act.
- ya sneeze thru your ass!
- your socks are gloves!