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Son Of Ham The list of People I would kill if I were an Axe Murderer!!!

What you are about to read is intended solely for comedic purposes. Please do not take it upon yourself to harm the people listed here.

Son Of Ham

I was sitting at my computer, cyber stalking er uh I mean chatting with some victims uh I mean friends and it dawned on me that if I were to put my mind to it I could easily become an axe murderer. I mean, I do have a lot in common with such a person. For example I do have a lot of free time on my hands, which is definitely necessary to be an axe murderer. I also have a lot of pent up frustrations and anger. Oh yeah and last but not least I am intelligent and it does take a bit of wit to outsmart your prey.

To be a successful axe murderer you must have someone to murder, so I have compiled a list of the people that I think might be good candidates. Let me know what you think and give me any ideas for my list that you think might be appropriate. Who knows, if I have any spare time I just might pay them a visit.

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