HOWLER'S HAPPY HOME
Velcumen Du Mein OonderPantzen!
I'm Howler the first I am, I am. I'm Howler the first I am.
I ain't real sure what I want to say, But I am pretty Damn sure I want to Scream It!
I would like to start off here by saying I am not Rhea Perlman. I am a man, um yeah. I have to claim my gender due to the numerous times some old guy has walked in to see me in a public restroom and stopped to check the door plaque. Many times I was standing at the urinal. I am 36, yrs old though somewhat boyish in nature. 4'11" or 4'11 and a half" (depends on what leg I stand on)(Yes, the half matters).
I was born on 9/29/67 in the back of a semi-trailer parked on a mayonnaise farm. If it matters, I'm a Libra - but if it mattered then you already knew. Growing up on a mayonnaise farm gives one a peculiar outlook on life.
As far as hobbies go I'm sort of a "Jack off" of all trades. (I am surprised at how many people find this page by typing the words 'Jack Off' into a search engine - Shame on you!)
I am firstly a writer: (Highly under published) of POETRY, COMEDY, SHORT STORIES, and songs. I play a little guitar, not a little guitar literally. I mean not like a mandolin. I just don't play a whole lot. I am an ARTIST, I draw, I do not paint, I do not sculpt, I do not macramé. I use a pencil, a pen, markers and colored pencils, and I use my computer for art, Paint Shop Pro and Bryce3D. Correction -- I sometimes paint now.
I like to play with my balls er, um - my juggling balls. A hobby I taught myself out of boredom. I am a photographer, should that go under artist? I'm under published in that arena as well.
Being highly under published, I tend to like to publish myself. I can do this with both hands. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
If you are looking for a laugh, you might want to check out the General Letter Home Page. It is a collection of mostly original humor taken from my very own Newsletter. The GLQ is no longer being produced but check out the old issues. Maybe you just need something to peruse whilst your on the terlet. Terlet Literature is my specialty! Laughter is good medicine for coaxing a resistant bowel.
SEE YA IN THE FUNNY PAPERS!!!1