HOWLER'S HAPPY HOME

I would like to start off here by saying I am not Rhea Perlman.  I am a man, um yeah. I have to claim my gender due to the numerous times some old guy has walked in to see me in a public restroom and stopped to check the door plaque. Many times I was standing at the urinal. I am 36, yrs old though somewhat boyish in nature. 5'2" or 5'1" (depends on what leg I stand on).

I was born on 9/29/67 in the back of a semi-trailer parked on a mayonnaise farm. If it matters, I'm a Libra - but if it mattered then you already knew. Growing up on a mayonnaise farm gives one a peculiar outlook on life.

As far as hobbies go I'm sort of a "Jack off" of all trades. (I am surprised at how many people find this page by typing the words 'Jack Off' into a search engine - Shame on you!)

I am firstly a writer: (Highly under published) of poetry, comedy, short stories, and songs. I play a little guitar, not a little guitar literally. I mean not like a mandolin. I just don't play a whole lot. I am an Artist, I draw, I do not paint, I do not sculpt, I do not macramé. I use a pencil, a pen, markers and colored pencils, and I use my computer for art, Paint Shop Pro and Bryce3D. 

I like to play with my balls er, um - my juggling balls. A hobby I taught myself out of boredom. I am a photographer, should that go under artist? I'm under published in that arena as well.

Being highly under published, I tend to like to publish myself. I can do this with both hands.   Nudge Nudge Wink Wink

If you are looking for a laugh, you might want to check out the General Letter Home Page.  It is a collection of mostly original humor taken from my very own Newsletter. The GLQ is no longer being produced but check out the old issues. Maybe you just need something to peruse whilst your on the terlet. Terlet Literature is my specialty! Laughter is good medicine for coaxing a resistant bowel.

I used to kick it livin large in Comic Chat, most often in #comic_chat4, or in #Chat_Cafe back on the old MSN Comic Chat servers. When those were shut down I moved my hyjinx to chat.annexcafe.com or rc.comichat.homeip.net. I used to have hours of fun hangin out and talkin to da peoples. Say hello in our guest book if you is one of them peoples. Visit my Axe Murderer Hit List Page. NOW!!!1 And if you would care to see me get my groove on then CLICK HERE Or maybe you want to hear about the time I got shot in the head by CDTrips? Then why don't you go check out my headwound page. Want to see what I would look like as a woman? Click Here Read About My Stalker For a list of nicknames I have used at one time or another in my life Click Here If you like Poetry You can read some originals By Howler Click Here   See My Bloggy Thang

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I am no longer a single dude. I was married on February 11th, 2005 to my imported girly friend what I met playing quake 3 over the internet. She were born in Yorkshire, England - Leeds Specifically and migrated to Canada at the age of two. She doth rock to a severe degree. These two pictures are some artwork I did of her.

On October 4th of 2005 did my lovely wife give me birth to a fine strappin healthy baby lad by the name of Draken. Named after the game name of one of our quake Buddies. To the left is a picture of him at three weeks old. They say he is the spittin image of his Papa, but I do not think I look at all like a yard gnome.

HOWLER'S PRAYER Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal (tm): For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever. Author Unknown It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion;  It is by the beans of Java that my thoughts acquire speed;  the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning;  It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. Ripped Off From 'Dune'